Marge: (after Lisa laughs at a cartoon disowning the Bill of Rights) Lisa, that's not funny! You believe in the Bill of Rights.Having had exactly 3 hours of sleep since Noon on Wednesday, I had to think fast and pretend my disk failed and therefore couldn't hand in the report today. However, having experienced that for real before, my acting got a little too real... I was ranting to the people sitting beside me about the fucking gale force winds and how whenever the weather is less that sunny, my disks seem to fail.
Lisa: (giggles) I don't know whether it's the lack of sleep, the sodium pentothal, or that it's the only cartoon I've seen in two months. (giggles) (seriously) But this is what I believe now.
And then I realised tonight that I believed my disk really had failed. I completely forgot I was making it up. Now all I need to do is deprive my lecturers of sleep and convince them I handed all my work in.
NB: The quality of this and all pieces I have written today are reflective of the shattered, expressionless, non-blinking state of mind I'm currently in. Starts acting out the final scene of Taxi Driver... o_o
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